graveyard jokes
The Retired Young Mercenary Is Secretly a Billionaire
by noctistt
They call him Ghost.A name whispered in fear across warzones, black markets, and underworld circles.To the world, he's a phantom—a faceless mercenary who leaves no trace but bodies in his wake.To his enemies, he’s a death sentence.To his brothers-in-arms in Graveyard, he’s family.But to himself... he's a haunted man searching for a past stolen in gunfire and smoke.After a flawless mission deep in the Eastern Province, Ghost returns to the hidden forest base he's called home for sixteen years. Ye…
Online Game: Crazy Skeleton
by Overlook 18
While they mine for gold, I dig graves.While they use healing ointment, I munch on graveyard grass.While they take Mana Potions, I light incense and candles.While they meditate to recover, I rest in a coffin,While they attack with magic, I retaliate by tossing paper money....Let's see how a skeleton turns the tables in an online game, stirring up chaos to become the ultimate boss!
Brimful Depravation
by Marshack
Check SUBMIT OR SUCCUMB is my another ongoing work.Front Page is "PRISTINE GYGXZ'KANDER". (Chapter 273→)"The world of Leathemnur is dangerous, yet, there is beauty in the chaos if you learn how to appreciate it".That is what Khallyon Cravemeneer always thought, until he learned how easy he could lose everything he had acquired across most of his life.What can a Mortal do in the face of actual absolute power?.What can anyone do to prevail before Time?Nothing.That is the cruel, raw reality.And as …
Graveyard Watchman
by Leslie Fear
Leslie began her writing career as a stay-at-home-mom. Her life-long love for reading lead to reviewing books for Goodreads, Amazon and Jillian Dodd's Author Blog. Leslie is also the cofounder of The Indie Bookshelf, which hosts yearly author signings, primarily in the Dallas/FT Worth area.When she is not writing, you will find her lunching with friends, sipping a cup of joe, binging on Netflix or working on a home DIY project.Leslie lives in Texas with her husband, teenage son and daughter, and…
The graveyard shift
by ash_knight17
"Where ever you go, whatever you do,May your Guardian angel watch over you."It is said that mankind, when born, has an angel assigned to guide and look after him.Nina Chandler was one such person but with bad luck.Her angel had gone on retirement and someone had forgotten to reassign a new one to her. When a human loses contact with the angel, disaster is bound to follow you until the pits of the grave.Life was never fair to anyone, not to her at least. Now in freshmen year, she realizes she's h…
Graveyard Residents
by Riley_23
George Dickman is a perfectly normal person. Well, he would be perfectly normal if he didn't turn any living to dust with a mere touch.He decided to run away when he got beef with his father who seemed to hate him since birth.Four days later, he became homeless and that’s when he crossed paths with Diego—a graveyard resident.Danger lurks on the adventure he was gonna take with his newly found companion: pirates; warlocks and witches; undeads and assassins; and so much more.The first step to doin…
Whispers in the Graveyard
by LostZealous
As a struggling, broke, orphaned college student, Lilly needed all the funds she could get to survive. Lilly jumped at the chance when she found an offer online to work as a grave cleaner and companion for the dead at the local cemetery that paid enough to cover one month's rent just for one night of work. However, on her first night there, she realized she might have bitten off more than she could chew. So much for being a 'companion for the dead'. The man who sat on top of the tombstone looked…
Divine Graveyard
by Netowl
Warning! Shouldn't be read at night!***************************************Hello, I am the author. I intend to make this story a long journey, mine and yours, if you decide to follow me. My goal and dream is to create a world where people can put their minds and feel a little bit lighter of their everyday problems. A place to escape. I am putting a lot of time and dedication into this dream. I invite everyone who shares the same thought to join me here. Cheers! :3
The Graveyard Chosen
by Mninuo
Satou Nakamura is an ordinary graveyard worker whose life takes a drastic turn during one fateful night shift. Dragged into the depths of Hell, Satou finds himself in the middle of a brewing revolution against Hell's monarchy. Chosen by the King of Hell for reasons he can't yet understand, Satou must navigate this nightmarish realm and uncover the truth about his unexpected role in the conflict. As he delves deeper into Hell's mysteries, Satou faces dark revelations that could change his fate fo…
Graveyard of the Gods
by Ziko_Abara
Legends never die. Our perception of who they were and what they represented may change but their stories live on and persist in our hearts. From bedtime stories to folktales, from graphic novels to the theatres, history protects it's own. But in a world where the bridge between fiction and reality is yours to cross, you'd come to realize that hidden in the tales of the past are the footprints of the future.Follow Ziko as he traverses this strange world, full of mystery and magic as well as deat…
Graveyard Calls
by Sandwich_Author
Pick up the phone, should you trust it? Will you believe in it? If so pick up the phone. Pick it up now, and let your desires run through.
Graveyard Seal
by shizhi_H
The Wuji (the boundless) gives birth to the Taiji (the grand ultimate), the Taiji begets the Two Modes (Yin and Yang), the Two Modes generate the Three Powers (Heaven, Earth, and Humanity), the Three Powers produce the Four Images (the Green Dragon, the White Tiger, the Vermilion Bird, and the Black Tortoise), the Four Images engender the Five Phases (Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal, and Water), the Five Phases create the Six Harmonies (Heaven, Earth, East, West, South, and North), the Six Harmonies br…
Graveyard Bloom
by Silver_Wolf_3100
Throughout our lives, whether we care or not, most of us are either told that we'll amount to something great or that we'll amount to nothing at all. Parents around the world shaping their kids into something special or just flat out monsters. Granted of course some of the 'Special' ones are monsters and some of the 'Monsters' are special. And me. My father told me the day I could understand him that I was too useless to achieve anything in my life. Maybe that's where this all started, maybe my …